painfully-awkward5683:

*Approaches ticket window* umm, ya, hello! I would like one of those. Oh no, not a ticket, one of him. What do you mean I can’t have one? *slides 10 bucks across the counter* how about now?

painfully-awkward5683:

*Approaches ticket window* umm, ya, hello! I would like one of those. Oh no, not a ticket, one of him. What do you mean I can’t have one? *slides 10 bucks across the counter* how about now?

My mom hates me

shyxguccixmonster:

*at target*

Me: *looks around frantically*

Friend : *Acts like a ninja*

Mom: wtf are you two doing?!

Me: shhhhh we’re hunting 4 aussie employees

Mom: you mean the ones over there?

Me and my friend: WTF WHERE

mom: *laughs evilly Bc she FUCKING HATES HER CHILD AND WANTS TOO PLAY WITH HER FEELS*

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever changes 

(via lil-chipmunk)