me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via lil-chipmunk)


lit a candle in place of my usual desk lamp; pretending I am a 13th century monk laboriously copying out manuscripts by hand in order to get through my massive pile of homework tonight

(via officerkitten)

things every highschooler should know


  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

(via officerkitten)


What if the Doctor’s name is actually John Smith and that’s why he uses it because it’s so common and he uses it all the time so nobody would expect it